Wednesday, January 13, 2010

If I Ruled The World

if there were no cars around you wouldn't have to stop at stop signs.

people would not be slow.

all dog owners would pick up their dog's crap while on a walk so the next person coming along doesn't step in it (no I have not had a recent experience with this, it's just always on my mind when I see a dog being walked).

the United States would have more holidays and be as lazy as Europe

to be continued as my plan for world domination is further developed....

1 comment:

  1. Well get to work on that Presidential campaign and we will make it happen.

    [Campaign manager, right here.]

    PS-- I call dibs on the Lincoln Bedroom.