I wore a scarf to work today to add to one of my outfits. This random guy doing some work on our warehouse for us says, "So you trying to hide a hickey?" "No." "So your cold?" "No! IT'S CALLED AN ACCESSORY."
Okay so maybe I didn't yell but I wanted to. It was the only time this guy really attempted to talk to me and obviously he wasn't smooth at all. Nor cute. Nor young. And I am married. And happy.
I need to leave my job!